November 19, 2021

I hate people who tuck sweaters into paints.


Mrs. Charly Green

Titusville, Florida (the armpit of this awful appendage of a state)


November 20, 2021

Mrs. Green,

Frankly, you had me at “people.” Then you really revved it into high gear with the whole tucked-in sweater-couture-disaster-phenomenon. 

Just think: somewhere in Coco Beach, there’s probably some retiree walking down the beach wearing a tucked-in Dr. Huxtable special plus socks with sandals. And yet he has the same basic human rights that we do.

Yours in hate,


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